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Anonymous asked: Why is my left penis longer than my right penis?

To get to the other side! Ba dum tsh. 

Archer 03

  • Archer: How do you say the Hulk in spanish?
  • Ramon: El Hulk.
  • Archer: Gay.
  • Ramon: What? We don't have a word for Hulk.
  • Archer: Do you have a word for gay?
  • Ramon: ...gay.
  • Archer: Gayer. Jesus spanish. Our jobs aren't enough, now you gotta take our words?
  • Ramon: Sterling!
  • Archer: I didn't mean that. It was racist and even though you were going to shoot me and/or frag me I really felt we had some kind of a connection.